A Note to You, Advice Seeker:

I appreciate your participation in the advice column, and I want you to know I will treat your submission with grace and respect.

The responses in the advice column will include a perspective from the tarot, but it is not a personal tarot reading.

The purpose of this advice column is entertainment, connection, and a few words of love, wisdom, and humor.

I reserve the right not to respond to any particular advice request if I find it inappropriate. And I may decide to respond to something inappropriate, but most likely at the person’s expense.

Be earnest. Don’t be a jackass.

Catch you on the flip side,

River

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